From: JoeSpareBedroom on
"Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 16:30:50 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>
>>>> This is funny coming from you, a boy who can't successfully parse
>>>> clearly written information in a government document, and needs the
>>>> information digested for him by some clown on television.
>>>
>>> You're not one to talk, ace.
>>
>>
>> Really? Prove it.
>
> Why don't you go back through the posts, to the link you posted to a story
> that had so much spin in it it made me almost as dizzy as you, and yet you
> couldn't see it. That's a good place to start.


That happened on more than one occasion. I asked you to cut & paste examples
of bias from the articles. I also asked you to pretend we were in a
journalism class and re-write those portions to eliminate the bias.

You refused. We know why, don't we?


From: JoeSpareBedroom on
"Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 14:19:12 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 16:29:28 -0400, in the land of
>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> got
>> double secret probation for writing:
>>
>>>On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 14:43:56 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
>>>> news:hpt4vs$vjr$3(a)news.eternal-september.org...
>>>>> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 10:54:46 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>>With this empty suited Bambi, you can't believe a damend thing he
>>>>>>>says!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yeah, that whole ability to use the English language <SLAP!>
>>>>>
>>>>> Coming from someone who clearly doesn't understand it.
>>>>>
>>>>> So, the Pres talked for 17 whole minutes. Wanna go through all the
>>>>> YouTubes where he was saying "ah, um, er, ah, er" for about 10 of
>>>>> those minutes?
>>>>>
>>>>> You're as bad as Meredith Viera. I thought she was going to suck him
>>>>> off in the middle of an interview last year.
>>>>>
>>>>> The man's a Harvard Law graduate. He should be able to talk for HOURS
>>>>> without a teleprompter. But he can't.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> This is funny coming from you, a boy who can't successfully parse
>>>> clearly written information in a government document, and needs the
>>>> information digested for him by some clown on television.
>>>
>>>You're not one to talk, ace.
>>>
>>>
>> I know you are but what am I?
>>
>> That good old Hachoo "stumped for a response" response.
>
> Not at all. Our good friend Joe posted a link to an article that was so
> loaded with spin it was unbelievable. And yet, he said there wasn't any.
>
> You and he are going to be great friends, I can tell. You've both finally
> met someone your own age level.


This would be a good time for you to look up the various definitions of the
word "parse".


From: Hachiroku ハチロク on
On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 23:55:40 -0400, mixed nuts wrote:

> Hachiroku ハチロク wrote:
>> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 16:45:54 -0500, pandora wrote:
>>>On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 16:28:53 -0400, Hachiroku ハチロク wrote:
>>>>On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 12:43:08 -0700, Aratzio wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>The shrub couldn't talk for even 5 minutes without looking like and
>>>>>>sounding like an idiot.
>>>>>
>>>>>Nixon used "ah" even when he used his teleprompter.
>>>>
>>>>Wow. You need to actually listen to your feerless leeder. Without his
>>>>teleprompter, he's as bad as Bush.
>>>>
>>>>And not just an "ah..er.."once in a while. He once answered a question
>>>>with 10 words and about 2 dozen ah...er..um...
>>>>
>>>>Worse than Kennedy, "The Wizard of Uuuhs".
>>>
>>>Which Kennedy? JFK sounded okay to me.
>>
>> JFK was a great man. I mean the "swimmer".
>
> Yeah! Can you imagine towing Patrick McMahon through 5.5 km of shark and
> crocodile infested water and then doing another 8 km round trip to
> reconnoiter for food and water and then leading everbody to Olasana Island
> (4 km) so'd they wouldn't die from dehydration and starving and then
> spending 'bout a week eating coconuts and hiding from the Japanese waiting
> for rescue? Some swimmer he was!
>
> You've got a fouled plug - not hitting on all cylinders.


I *MEANT* the OTHER swimmer in the family!

http://fatboy.cc/images/Olds%20&%20Diver.jpg


From: Hachiroku ハチロク on
On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 08:00:55 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
> news:hpu4bc$1ej$2(a)news.eternal-september.org...
>> On Sun, 11 Apr 2010 16:30:50 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>
>>>>> This is funny coming from you, a boy who can't successfully parse
>>>>> clearly written information in a government document, and needs the
>>>>> information digested for him by some clown on television.
>>>>
>>>> You're not one to talk, ace.
>>>
>>>
>>> Really? Prove it.
>>
>> Why don't you go back through the posts, to the link you posted to a
>> story that had so much spin in it it made me almost as dizzy as you, and
>> yet you couldn't see it. That's a good place to start.
>
>
> That happened on more than one occasion. I asked you to cut & paste
> examples of bias from the articles. I also asked you to pretend we were in
> a journalism class and re-write those portions to eliminate the bias.
>
> You refused. We know why, don't we?

Because I told yu to figure it out for yourself. That's why. You couldn't.


From: Hachiroku ハチロク on
On Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:32:48 -0700, Aratzio wrote:

>>> Wow, so most of the previous presidents all used rhetorical devices to
>>> allow themselves to formulate their responses while speaking
>>> extemporaneously.
>>>
>>> HORRORS!!!!!
>>
>>Um, where did I say that was bad, exactly. Like, note cards or writing on
>>your hand? OK, fine. Needing a teleprompter everywhere you go? A bit
>>different.
>>
>>
> So, you idjit, do you even understand the hypocrisy of your own stand?

Can you even read?