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From: david hillstrom on 26 Mar 2010 23:02 On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 22:42:41 -0400, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote: >On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 22:31:23 -0400, david hillstrom wrote: > >> On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:22:08 -0400, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote: >> >>>On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 19:41:41 -0500, pandora wrote: >>> >>>>>>Would you care to elaborate on that? >>>>> >>>>> She's a reindeer >>>> >>>> Can YOU do the reindeer dance? :-) >>> >>>Why are youcrossposting to Toyota? Because Aratzio is? >> >> can you post something non-psychotic? > >Sure. In a different group than Toyota, perhaps? >What, if Aratzio does something, everyone else has to, too? > >Psychotic is one thing. Wannbe follower is another. > so yer a wannabe follower then. how nice for you. -- dave hillstrom zrbj mhm15x3 Approved by Bax
From: Hachiroku ハチロク on 26 Mar 2010 23:12 On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 23:02:58 -0400, david hillstrom wrote: >>Sure. In a different group than Toyota, perhaps? What, if Aratzio does >>something, everyone else has to, too? >> >>Psychotic is one thing. Wannbe follower is another. >> > so yer a wannabe follower then. how nice for you. You're the one crossposting into toyota. I'm just answering your nonsense posts from here. Simply amazing. Aratzio can't fight his own battles, so he gets a bunch of Aratzio-wannbees to do his work for him. Putz Now, come back with an "I know you are", meatwad.
From: Aratzio on 26 Mar 2010 23:26 On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 22:29:19 -0400, in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave(a)meow.org> got double secret probation for writing: >On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 19:41:41 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> wrote: > >>On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:41:14 -0700, Aratzio wrote: >> >>> On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 14:14:06 -0700, in the land of >>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Checkmate <LunaticFringe(a)The.Edge> >>> got double secret probation for writing: >>> >>>>On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:04:35 -0500, pandora put forth the notion that... >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>>> On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:42:59 -0400, david hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >>>>> > On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 15:30:25 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> >>>>> > wrote: >>>>> > >>>>> >>On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 13:45:20 -0400, david hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >> >>>>> >>> On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 02:20:36 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> >>>>> >>> wrote: >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>>>On Thu, 25 Mar 2010 22:30:28 -0400, david hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>>> On Thu, 25 Mar 2010 21:00:14 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> >>>>> >>>>> wrote: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>On Thu, 25 Mar 2010 21:19:11 -0400, david hillstrom wrote: >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>> On Thu, 25 Mar 2010 18:00:42 -0700, Aratzio >>>>> >>>>>>> <a6ahlyv02(a)sneakemail.com> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>>>On Thu, 25 Mar 2010 09:45:18 -0700 (PDT), in the land of >>>>> >>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, mimus mimus >>>>> >>>>>>>><mimus99(a)gmail.com> got double secret probation for writing: >>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>>>>On Mar 24, 5:46�pm, david hillstrom <d...(a)meow.org> wrote: >>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>>>>> its hokey and dumb, i say. >>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>>>>I had a Facebook account for about an hour once. >>>>> >>>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>>>>(In order to communicate with a Facebookie.) >>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>>>Anja wants you on Facebook. >>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>> so does Kali. >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>So THAT's where everyone went to. >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>> >>>>>>Well, I'm not going and that's final. So there! >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> youll go eventually. then youll come back. >>>>> >>>> >>>>> >>>>Never, never, never never!!! All that *friends* stuff. Ick!!! >>>>> >>> >>>>> >>> youll get used to it. that and the millions of email >>>>> >>> notifications per day. youll love it. >>>>> >> >>>>> >>NO!!! >>>>> > >>>>> > you can play games there... >>>>> >>>>> Not the kinda games *I* like. :-) >>>>> >>>>> >>>>Would you care to elaborate on that? >>> >>> She's a reindeer >> >>Can YOU do the reindeer dance? :-) > >i can do a naked irish jig. does that count? NO, AND WE DO NOT WANT PICTURES!
From: Aratzio on 26 Mar 2010 23:28 On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:30:16 -0500, in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> got double secret probation for writing: >On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:22:08 -0400, Hachiroku ???? wrote: > >> On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 19:41:41 -0500, pandora wrote: >> >>>>>Would you care to elaborate on that? >>>> >>>> She's a reindeer >>> >>> Can YOU do the reindeer dance? :-) >> >> Why are youcrossposting to Toyota? Because Aratzio is? > >What's it to you? He is in charge of alt.autos.toyota and if you are not careful he will make everyone plonk you, SO THERE<Stomp>!
From: Aratzio on 26 Mar 2010 23:32
On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 22:31:23 -0400, in the land of alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave(a)meow.org> got double secret probation for writing: >On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:22:08 -0400, Hachiroku ???? <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> >wrote: > >>On Fri, 26 Mar 2010 19:41:41 -0500, pandora wrote: >> >>>>>Would you care to elaborate on that? >>>> >>>> She's a reindeer >>> >>> Can YOU do the reindeer dance? :-) >> >>Why are youcrossposting to Toyota? Because Aratzio is? > >can you post something non-psychotic? A customer enters a pet shop. Mr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) Mr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? Mr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! Owner: We're closin' for lunch. Mr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it? Mr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it! Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting. Mr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now. Owner: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful plumage! Mr. Praline: The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead. Owner: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting! Mr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show... (owner hits the cage) Owner: There, he moved! Mr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage! Owner: I never!! Mr. Praline: Yes, you did! Owner: I never, never did anything... Mr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call! (Takes parrot out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.) Mr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead parrot. Owner: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned! Mr. Praline: STUNNED?!? Owner: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major. Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. Owner: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords. Mr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable bird, id'nit, squire? Lovely plumage! Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there. (pause) Owner: Well, o'course it was nailed there! If I hadn't nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised! Owner: No no! 'E's pining! Mr. Praline: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! (pause) Owner: Well, I'd better replace it, then. (he takes a quick peek behind the counter) Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots. Mr. Praline: I see. I see, I get the picture. Owner: I got a slug. (pause) Mr. Praline: Pray, does it talk? Owner: Nnnnot really. Mr. Praline: WELL IT'S HARDLY A BLOODY REPLACEMENT, IS IT?!!???!!? Owner: N-no, I guess not. (gets ashamed, looks at his feet) Mr. Praline: Well. (pause) Owner: (quietly) D'you.... d'you want to come back to my place? Mr. Praline: (looks around) Yeah, all right, sure. |