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From: CharlesGrozny on 14 May 2010 22:41

"Hachiroku ハチロク" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
news:v3mHn.6356$7d5.4776(a)newsfe17.iad...
> On Thu, 13 May 2010 21:16:34 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey,
> ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
>
>> On May 13, 11:15 pm, Hachiroku ハチロク <Tru...(a)e86.GTS> wrote:
>>> On Wed, 12 May 2010 15:45:42 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey,
>>> ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
>>>
>>> > (Imagine how many thousands of Toyotas and SUVs would be saved and
>>> > much safer our roads would be)
>>>
>>> > On May 12, 3:51 pm, Khurram Chaudhry <khurram...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
>>> >> wearing the veil seriously undermines street security and impairs the
>>> >> ability to drive.
>>>
>>> > You may call me old-fashioned, but women shouldn't be driving SUVs
>>> > such as the soccer moms. They are a public threat, and should be
>>> > riding bicycles like in Holland instead. A good example for their kids
>>> > too. ;)
>>>
>>> I have always said I have no problem talking on a phone while driving,
>>> and if you can handle it, OK.
>>
>> There's no problem until you kill 2 or 3 or hopefully yourself.
>>
>> It's MORE dangerous than DUI, but it's politically correct because
>> lawyers, businessmen and politicians do it.
>
>
> It's noit all that hard if you focus on the ROAD and not the call.


I've been using a 2 way radio in the car for a quarter century now. If you
use a cell phone properly, it's not much harder than a radio. I've been
told that is impossible, that I should be visualizing the person I'm talking
to. But I don't visualize the person I'm talking to on the telephone when
I use a landline, why should I when I'm talking on a cell? I don't try to
visualize the liberal idiots here on a.a.t. when I occasionally read their
drivel. If I did, some of the pictures I come up with would probably be
pretty scary.

Though I do wonder what Hachi-Roku would do if he were to run across
Kyu-kyu. . . . Sorry about that, Chief. <g>

Charles Grozny


From: Phlip on 14 May 2010 23:30
On May 12, 3:45 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana
and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises"

> THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS

Dude, are you factually channeling the Hindu monkey-god, Lord Hanuman,
and never heard of him before?

Or did you hear about him before, and decided to launch these screeds
as an observance?

Either way, good show!
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on 15 May 2010 00:07
On May 14, 11:30 pm, Phlip <phlip2...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 12, 3:45 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana
> and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises"
>
> > THE WISE TIBETAN MONKEY SAYS
>
> Dude, are you factually channeling the Hindu monkey-god, Lord Hanuman,
> and never heard of him before?
>
> Or did you hear about him before, and decided to launch these screeds
> as an observance?
>
> Either way, good show!

It's been a coincidence in many aspects. "Tibetan Monkey" was born a
few month ago, but this the original story that gave rise to the
jungle some 8 years ago...

THE LAW OF THE JUNGLE

Once upon a time, in the deep jungle, lived a Lion and a Monkey... One
day the Monkey, tired of the Lion taking the LION'S SHARE, and seeing
that such injustice represented a danger to all, demanded JUSTICE...
The Lion, yawning and stretching, said, "You would have to have paws
and sharp teeth..." Then the Monkey, who was very clever, devised a
plan: He would go to the costume store, and look like a lion...

When the HUNGRY LION saw him, noticing that the new lion wasn't a
match for him, and fearing COMPETITION, killed him on the spot --
before the indifferent look of the little animals of the jungle... And
that's how the Law of the Jungle was re-established one more time...
(NOTE: Other monkeys survived him...)

ANALYSIS: Violence on the part of the lion can only result in more
monkeys joining the fight. And violence on the part of the monkey can
only give an excuse to the lion... He should instead use NONVIOLENT
RESISTANCE,* just as Mandela did in South Africa.


WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on 15 May 2010 14:36
On May 15, 12:49 pm, Hachiroku $B%O%A%m%/(B <Tru...(a)e86.GTS> wrote:

> I made "Turbo-charged Cheetah" once, with one reaction time of 0.0000
> seconds. The rest were "Rocketing Rabbit", usually around 0.17 seconds.

The fact that you are on the phone, means you are a reckless driver,
at least while you talk.

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