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From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on 12 May 2010 22:49
On May 12, 9:59 pm, "CharlesGrozny" <n5...(a)hotmail.com> wrote:
> "Sharx35" <shar...(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> news:AMHGn.3842$Z6.3478(a)edtnps82...
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> > "His Highness the TibetanMonkeySpanker, ComandanteBananaSplit and Chief of
> > Quixotic Enterprises" <nolionnoprob...(a)yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >news:634f399c-d30f-49e7-9233-957fa56179f1(a)i9g2000yqi.googlegroups.com...
> >> (Imagine how many thousands of Toyotas and SUVs would be saved and
> >> much safer our roads would be)
>
> >> On May 12, 3:51 pm, Khurram Chaudhry <khurram...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> >>> wearing the veil seriously undermines street security and impairs the
> >>> ability to drive.
>
> >> You may call me old-fashioned, but women shouldn't be driving SUVs
> >> such as the soccer moms. They are a public threat, and should be
> >> riding bicycles like in Holland instead. A good example for their kids
> >> too. ;)
>
> > They could also be having lots of orgasms, straddling the bike seats.
>
> >> -----------------------------------------------------------------
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> >> THE Muslim Extremist TIBETAN MONKEY Spanker SAYS
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> >> "Women on bikes are best for the gene pool"
>
> >>http://webspawner.com/users/BANANAREVOLUTION/monkeyspankus
>
> I've seen lots of little girls that pull out of a parking lot while yakking
> on a cell phone and keep yakking while they are driving and finish their
> trip still yakking on the same cell phone. But that's the parents not
> teaching them right.
>
> Charles Grozny

My girlfriend once wanted to ride a bike and talk on the phone
ignoring my advice... She braked, she fell, she learned about the
price of stupidity.

Such may not be the case AFTER you kill someone with a car.

From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on 12 May 2010 23:05
On May 12, 10:41 pm, edspyhill01 <edspyhil...(a)gmail.com> wrote:

> I think at least 90% of women who drive SUVs are afraid of them.
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0

If men only knew what makes a woman happy, and women had the
experience, the world could be a much happier place...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=an1m7t6p548
From: Ricky Gregory on 13 May 2010 18:09
The old large american cars from the 60's 70's and 80's were some of the
most dependable and safe cars ever built. In fact there are still
thousands of them still in service. Good luck finding a Volvo, Saab, BMW
or Porsche from that era still intact. As to women drivers, I respect
them as much as men behind the wheel, some are good drivers some are
not. the only benefit I could see of banning women from driving is that
Toyota, Honda and all the import brands would be out of business in
North America within six months.
Rick Gregory

From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on 14 May 2010 00:16
On May 13, 11:15 pm, Hachiroku $B%O%A%m%/(B <Tru...(a)e86.GTS> wrote:
> On Wed, 12 May 2010 15:45:42 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey,
> ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
>
> > (Imagine how many thousands of Toyotas and SUVs would be saved and much
> > safer our roads would be)
>
> > On May 12, 3:51 pm, Khurram Chaudhry <khurram...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
> >> wearing the veil seriously undermines street security and impairs the
> >> ability to drive.
>
> > You may call me old-fashioned, but women shouldn't be driving SUVs such as
> > the soccer moms. They are a public threat, and should be riding bicycles
> > like in Holland instead. A good example for their kids too. ;)
>
> I have always said I have no problem talking on a phone while driving, and
> if you can handle it, OK.

There's no problem until you kill 2 or 3 or hopefully yourself.

It's MORE dangerous than DUI, but it's politically correct because
lawyers, businessmen and politicians do it.
From: Hachiroku ハチロク on 14 May 2010 20:39
On Thu, 13 May 2010 21:16:34 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey,
ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:

> On May 13, 11:15 pm, Hachiroku ハチロク <Tru...(a)e86.GTS> wrote:
>> On Wed, 12 May 2010 15:45:42 -0700, His Highness the TibetanMonkey,
>> ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises wrote:
>>
>> > (Imagine how many thousands of Toyotas and SUVs would be saved and
>> > much safer our roads would be)
>>
>> > On May 12, 3:51 pm, Khurram Chaudhry <khurram...(a)gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> wearing the veil seriously undermines street security and impairs the
>> >> ability to drive.
>>
>> > You may call me old-fashioned, but women shouldn't be driving SUVs
>> > such as the soccer moms. They are a public threat, and should be
>> > riding bicycles like in Holland instead. A good example for their kids
>> > too. ;)
>>
>> I have always said I have no problem talking on a phone while driving,
>> and if you can handle it, OK.
>
> There's no problem until you kill 2 or 3 or hopefully yourself.
>
> It's MORE dangerous than DUI, but it's politically correct because
> lawyers, businessmen and politicians do it.


It's noit all that hard if you focus on the ROAD and not the call.
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