The Robot Bartender
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From: Cliff on 29 Apr 2010 07:03 [ A man walks into a bar that has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about quantum physics and the Hadron Collider, bio mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, etc. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool!" He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, etc. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's Your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." "So," the robot says, very slowly. "Have you already volunteered to help Sarah Palin's 2012 presidential campaign?" ]
From: Sharx35 on 30 Apr 2010 09:39 "Cliff" <Clhuprichguesswhat(a)aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message news:0ppit55jv751dsc8rsh0701hct196hqmca(a)4ax.com... > [ > A man walks into a bar that has a robot bartender. > > The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, > "What's > your IQ?" > > The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about > quantum > physics and the Hadron Collider, bio mimicry, environmental > interconnectedness, > string theory, nanotechnology, etc. > > The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool!" He > decides to > test the robot. > > He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another > drink. > Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, > "What's > your IQ?" > > The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but > this > time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, > guns, > etc. > > Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one > more > test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, > "What's Your IQ?" > > The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." > > "So," the robot says, very slowly. "Have you already volunteered to help > Sarah > Palin's 2012 presidential campaign?" The story goes on..... Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's Your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 0, I think." "So," the robot says, VERY slowly. "You've always voted Democrat? and believed in bullshit pseudo science and Al Gore, in your opinion, should be beatified?" > ]
From: Cliff on 1 May 2010 06:49 On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 13:39:16 GMT, "Sharx35" <sharx35(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > > >"Cliff" <Clhuprichguesswhat(a)aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message >news:0ppit55jv751dsc8rsh0701hct196hqmca(a)4ax.com... >> [ >> A man walks into a bar that has a robot bartender. >> >> The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, >> "What's >> your IQ?" >> >> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about >> quantum >> physics and the Hadron Collider, bio mimicry, environmental >> interconnectedness, >> string theory, nanotechnology, etc. >> >> The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool!" He >> decides to >> test the robot. >> >> He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another >> drink. >> Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, >> "What's >> your IQ?" >> >> The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but >> this >> time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, >> guns, >> etc. >> >> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one >> more >> test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, >> "What's Your IQ?" >> >> The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." >> >> "So," the robot says, very slowly. "Have you already volunteered to help >> Sarah >> Palin's 2012 presidential campaign?" > >The story goes on..... > >Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one >more test. >He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, >"What's Your IQ?" > >The man replies, "Er, 0, I think." > >"So," the robot says, VERY slowly. "You've always voted Democrat? and >believed in bullshit pseudo science and Al Gore, in your opinion, should be >beatified?" And thus another ignorant (but very gullible) winger is spotted. BTW, the ice & snow are melting & the growing seasons are weeks longer .... plant hardiness zone map was changed, oceans are warmer, corals ae dying, sea level is rising .... and CO2 & Methane continue to rise ... -- Cliff
From: Sharx35 on 1 May 2010 23:51 "Cliff" <Clhuprichguesswhat(a)aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message news:kj1ot5lr9dop8u5qc8hquook7ii7a1k028(a)4ax.com... > On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 13:39:16 GMT, "Sharx35" <sharx35(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > >> >> >>"Cliff" <Clhuprichguesswhat(a)aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message >>news:0ppit55jv751dsc8rsh0701hct196hqmca(a)4ax.com... >>> [ >>> A man walks into a bar that has a robot bartender. >>> >>> The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, >>> "What's >>> your IQ?" >>> >>> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about >>> quantum >>> physics and the Hadron Collider, bio mimicry, environmental >>> interconnectedness, >>> string theory, nanotechnology, etc. >>> >>> The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool!" He >>> decides to >>> test the robot. >>> >>> He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another >>> drink. >>> Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, >>> "What's >>> your IQ?" >>> >>> The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but >>> this >>> time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast >>> foods, >>> guns, >>> etc. >>> >>> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot >>> one >>> more >>> test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, >>> "What's Your IQ?" >>> >>> The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." >>> >>> "So," the robot says, very slowly. "Have you already volunteered to help >>> Sarah >>> Palin's 2012 presidential campaign?" >> >>The story goes on..... >> >>Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one >>more test. >>He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, >>"What's Your IQ?" >> >>The man replies, "Er, 0, I think." >> >>"So," the robot says, VERY slowly. "You've always voted Democrat? and >>believed in bullshit pseudo science and Al Gore, in your opinion, should >>be >>beatified?" > > And thus another ignorant (but very gullible) winger is spotted. > > BTW, the ice & snow are melting & the growing seasons are weeks longer > .... > plant hardiness zone map was changed, oceans are warmer, corals > ae dying, sea level is rising .... and CO2 & Methane continue to rise ... > -- > Cliff So, what's the prob? Just do not buy any ocean-front property! It's great to be able to grow more plants in a given zone!!!
From: Cliff on 2 May 2010 12:16
On Sun, 02 May 2010 03:51:26 GMT, "Sharx35" <sharx35(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > > >"Cliff" <Clhuprichguesswhat(a)aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message >news:kj1ot5lr9dop8u5qc8hquook7ii7a1k028(a)4ax.com... >> On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 13:39:16 GMT, "Sharx35" <sharx35(a)hotmail.com> wrote: >> >>> >>> >>>"Cliff" <Clhuprichguesswhat(a)aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message >>>news:0ppit55jv751dsc8rsh0701hct196hqmca(a)4ax.com... >>>> [ >>>> A man walks into a bar that has a robot bartender. >>>> >>>> The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, >>>> "What's >>>> your IQ?" >>>> >>>> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about >>>> quantum >>>> physics and the Hadron Collider, bio mimicry, environmental >>>> interconnectedness, >>>> string theory, nanotechnology, etc. >>>> >>>> The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool!" He >>>> decides to >>>> test the robot. >>>> >>>> He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another >>>> drink. >>>> Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, >>>> "What's >>>> your IQ?" >>>> >>>> The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but >>>> this >>>> time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast >>>> foods, >>>> guns, >>>> etc. >>>> >>>> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot >>>> one >>>> more >>>> test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, >>>> "What's Your IQ?" >>>> >>>> The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." >>>> >>>> "So," the robot says, very slowly. "Have you already volunteered to help >>>> Sarah >>>> Palin's 2012 presidential campaign?" >>> >>>The story goes on..... >>> >>>Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one >>>more test. >>>He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, >>>"What's Your IQ?" >>> >>>The man replies, "Er, 0, I think." >>> >>>"So," the robot says, VERY slowly. "You've always voted Democrat? and >>>believed in bullshit pseudo science and Al Gore, in your opinion, should >>>be >>>beatified?" >> >> And thus another ignorant (but very gullible) winger is spotted. >> >> BTW, the ice & snow are melting & the growing seasons are weeks longer >> .... >> plant hardiness zone map was changed, oceans are warmer, corals >> ae dying, sea level is rising .... and CO2 & Methane continue to rise ... >> -- >> Cliff > >So, what's the prob? Just do not buy any ocean-front property! It's great >to be able to grow more plants in a given zone!!! That's not true, winger. Plus, warmer usually (not always) means drier. And 10 degrees F + warmer ...... -- Cliff |