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From: Sharx35 on 4 May 2010 12:36 "Cliff" <Clhuprichguesswhat(a)aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message news:7i8rt5hc6btkpjgkdqrkcbnjvk4e9kp49f(a)4ax.com... > On Sun, 02 May 2010 03:51:26 GMT, "Sharx35" <sharx35(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > >> >> >>"Cliff" <Clhuprichguesswhat(a)aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message >>news:kj1ot5lr9dop8u5qc8hquook7ii7a1k028(a)4ax.com... >>> On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 13:39:16 GMT, "Sharx35" <sharx35(a)hotmail.com> wrote: >>> >>>> >>>> >>>>"Cliff" <Clhuprichguesswhat(a)aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message >>>>news:0ppit55jv751dsc8rsh0701hct196hqmca(a)4ax.com... >>>>> [ >>>>> A man walks into a bar that has a robot bartender. >>>>> >>>>> The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, >>>>> "What's >>>>> your IQ?" >>>>> >>>>> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation >>>>> about >>>>> quantum >>>>> physics and the Hadron Collider, bio mimicry, environmental >>>>> interconnectedness, >>>>> string theory, nanotechnology, etc. >>>>> >>>>> The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool!" He >>>>> decides to >>>>> test the robot. >>>>> >>>>> He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another >>>>> drink. >>>>> Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, >>>>> "What's >>>>> your IQ?" >>>>> >>>>> The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, >>>>> but >>>>> this >>>>> time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast >>>>> foods, >>>>> guns, >>>>> etc. >>>>> >>>>> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot >>>>> one >>>>> more >>>>> test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, >>>>> "What's Your IQ?" >>>>> >>>>> The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." >>>>> >>>>> "So," the robot says, very slowly. "Have you already volunteered to >>>>> help >>>>> Sarah >>>>> Palin's 2012 presidential campaign?" >>>> >>>>The story goes on..... >>>> >>>>Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot >>>>one >>>>more test. >>>>He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, >>>>"What's Your IQ?" >>>> >>>>The man replies, "Er, 0, I think." >>>> >>>>"So," the robot says, VERY slowly. "You've always voted Democrat? and >>>>believed in bullshit pseudo science and Al Gore, in your opinion, should >>>>be >>>>beatified?" >>> >>> And thus another ignorant (but very gullible) winger is spotted. >>> >>> BTW, the ice & snow are melting & the growing seasons are weeks longer >>> .... >>> plant hardiness zone map was changed, oceans are warmer, corals >>> ae dying, sea level is rising .... and CO2 & Methane continue to rise >>> ... >>> -- >>> Cliff >> >>So, what's the prob? Just do not buy any ocean-front property! It's great >>to be able to grow more plants in a given zone!!! > > That's not true, winger. > Plus, warmer usually (not always) means drier. > And 10 degrees F + warmer ...... > -- > Cliff You brainless LEFT whackers are like so many Chicken Littles, running around as if your heads were chopped off, yelling, "the sky is falling, the sky is falling". Get a brain!
From: Cliff on 5 May 2010 08:58 On Tue, 04 May 2010 16:36:06 GMT, "Sharx35" <sharx35(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > > >"Cliff" <Clhuprichguesswhat(a)aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message >news:7i8rt5hc6btkpjgkdqrkcbnjvk4e9kp49f(a)4ax.com... >> On Sun, 02 May 2010 03:51:26 GMT, "Sharx35" <sharx35(a)hotmail.com> wrote: >> >>> >>> >>>"Cliff" <Clhuprichguesswhat(a)aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message >>>news:kj1ot5lr9dop8u5qc8hquook7ii7a1k028(a)4ax.com... >>>> On Fri, 30 Apr 2010 13:39:16 GMT, "Sharx35" <sharx35(a)hotmail.com> wrote: >>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>"Cliff" <Clhuprichguesswhat(a)aoltmovetheperiodc.om> wrote in message >>>>>news:0ppit55jv751dsc8rsh0701hct196hqmca(a)4ax.com... >>>>>> [ >>>>>> A man walks into a bar that has a robot bartender. >>>>>> >>>>>> The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, >>>>>> "What's >>>>>> your IQ?" >>>>>> >>>>>> The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation >>>>>> about >>>>>> quantum >>>>>> physics and the Hadron Collider, bio mimicry, environmental >>>>>> interconnectedness, >>>>>> string theory, nanotechnology, etc. >>>>>> >>>>>> The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool!" He >>>>>> decides to >>>>>> test the robot. >>>>>> >>>>>> He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another >>>>>> drink. >>>>>> Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, >>>>>> "What's >>>>>> your IQ?" >>>>>> >>>>>> The man responds, "about 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, >>>>>> but >>>>>> this >>>>>> time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast >>>>>> foods, >>>>>> guns, >>>>>> etc. >>>>>> >>>>>> Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot >>>>>> one >>>>>> more >>>>>> test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, >>>>>> "What's Your IQ?" >>>>>> >>>>>> The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." >>>>>> >>>>>> "So," the robot says, very slowly. "Have you already volunteered to >>>>>> help >>>>>> Sarah >>>>>> Palin's 2012 presidential campaign?" >>>>> >>>>>The story goes on..... >>>>> >>>>>Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot >>>>>one >>>>>more test. >>>>>He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, >>>>>"What's Your IQ?" >>>>> >>>>>The man replies, "Er, 0, I think." >>>>> >>>>>"So," the robot says, VERY slowly. "You've always voted Democrat? and >>>>>believed in bullshit pseudo science and Al Gore, in your opinion, should >>>>>be >>>>>beatified?" >>>> >>>> And thus another ignorant (but very gullible) winger is spotted. >>>> >>>> BTW, the ice & snow are melting & the growing seasons are weeks longer >>>> .... >>>> plant hardiness zone map was changed, oceans are warmer, corals >>>> ae dying, sea level is rising .... and CO2 & Methane continue to rise >>>> ... >>>> -- >>>> Cliff >>> >>>So, what's the prob? Just do not buy any ocean-front property! It's great >>>to be able to grow more plants in a given zone!!! >> >> That's not true, winger. >> Plus, warmer usually (not always) means drier. >> And 10 degrees F + warmer ...... >> -- >> Cliff > > >You brainless LEFT whackers are like so many Chicken Littles, running around >as if your heads were chopped off, yelling, "the sky is falling, the sky is >falling". Get a brain! IOW You don't have a single clue. Will they take you back for remedial education? Can you afford adult education? -- Cliff
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