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Scientists have discovered evidence of massive space nipples that have
attacked Mars in the distant past.

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/07/30/wham-bulls-eye/#more-19118

Nasa is building a specail lycra device to capture these rogue breasts
before one crashes to earth.

Hugh Hefner has filed suit in Federal Court to stop Nasa.