From: JoeSpareBedroom on
"CharlesGrozny" <n5hsr(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> It's Joey's sock-puppet, the Monkey Stretcher.
>
> Charles Grozny


Here's YOUR sock puppet:

http://chaosandoldnight.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/christ-on-cross.jpg


From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on
On May 31, 4:58 pm, "JoeSpareBedroom" <newstr...(a)frontiernet.net>
wrote:
> "CharlesGrozny" <n5...(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:yaGdnWVc6efCvJnRnZ2dnUVZ_sWdnZ2d(a)giganews.com...
>
> > It's Joey's sock-puppet, the Monkey Stretcher.
>
> > Charles Grozny
>
> Here's YOUR sock puppet:
>
> http://chaosandoldnight.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/christ-on-cross.jpg

Many tired people find support in Jesus...

http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/jesus_chair-1.jpg

(I want my award!)

Is this a funny contest or serious contest?
From: Hachiroku ハチロク on
On Mon, 31 May 2010 15:38:16 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
> news:EcUMn.25140$Gx2.24415(a)newsfe20.iad...
>> On Mon, 31 May 2010 14:57:51 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>
>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
>>> news:jvTMn.25172$TL5.7382(a)newsfe24.iad...
>>>> On Mon, 31 May 2010 14:07:16 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
>>>>> news:qwAMn.24955$Gx2.16312(a)newsfe20.iad...
>>>>>> On Sun, 30 May 2010 10:28:52 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:PxkMn.81908$jt.37027(a)newsfe04.iad...
>>>>>>>> "I can see Russia from my front porch"
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> A lot of people think it was Sarah Palin that said this, however,
>>>>>>>> it was really Tina Fey.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Guess who wins the Mark Twain award?
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Mark Twain Prize Goes To Tina Fey
>>>>>>>> Compiled by DAVE ITZKOFF
>>>>>>>> Published: May 25, 2010
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> When we last saw Liz Lemon, the hapless, harried television alter
>>>>>>>> ego of Tina Fey, below, she seemed to have found true love at last
>>>>>>>> with an airline pilot who just happened to be played by Matt
>>>>>>>> Damon. Though the romantic entanglements of Liz tend not to last
>>>>>>>> too long, her creator and performer is about to receive an honor
>>>>>>>> that's a little more enduring. On Tuesday the Kennedy Center
>>>>>>>> announced that it would present its annual Mark Twain Prize for
>>>>>>>> American Humor to Ms. Fey, the "30 Rock" star, "Saturday Night
>>>>>>>> Live" alumna and occasional cribber of punch lines from her
>>>>>>>> daughter, Alice. In the 13-year history of the prize, Ms. Fey will
>>>>>>>> be its third female recipient: it was previously presented to Lily
>>>>>>>> Tomlin in 2003 and Whoopi Goldberg in 2001. In a statement Ms. Fey
>>>>>>>> said: "I am truly thrilled to receive this honor. I assume Betty
>>>>>>>> White was disqualified for steroid use." Ms. Fey is to receive the
>>>>>>>> award on Nov. 9.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> FIrst the Nobel Prize to Obama for doing nothing, and who has
>>>>>>>> still done nothing and now this. Feh.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> I agree with you. Fey's good, but not good enough. The prize
>>>>>>> should've gone to Sarah Palin.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> There are plenty of other writers more deserving.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Like who?
>>>>
>>>> Anybody. John Lithgow.
>>>
>>>
>>> I never knew John Lithgow was a writer. That's interesting.
>>
>> He's been writing kid's books. Much better than anything Tina Fey did.
>>
>>
>
> You've read his books?

I donj't have to in order to know they must be better than anything Tina
Fey did.


From: JoeSpareBedroom on
"Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
news:KEYMn.25196$TL5.20816(a)newsfe24.iad...
> On Mon, 31 May 2010 15:38:16 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>
>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
>> news:EcUMn.25140$Gx2.24415(a)newsfe20.iad...
>>> On Mon, 31 May 2010 14:57:51 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>
>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
>>>> news:jvTMn.25172$TL5.7382(a)newsfe24.iad...
>>>>> On Mon, 31 May 2010 14:07:16 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
>>>>>> news:qwAMn.24955$Gx2.16312(a)newsfe20.iad...
>>>>>>> On Sun, 30 May 2010 10:28:52 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
>>>>>>>> news:PxkMn.81908$jt.37027(a)newsfe04.iad...
>>>>>>>>> "I can see Russia from my front porch"
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A lot of people think it was Sarah Palin that said this, however,
>>>>>>>>> it was really Tina Fey.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Guess who wins the Mark Twain award?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Mark Twain Prize Goes To Tina Fey
>>>>>>>>> Compiled by DAVE ITZKOFF
>>>>>>>>> Published: May 25, 2010
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> When we last saw Liz Lemon, the hapless, harried television alter
>>>>>>>>> ego of Tina Fey, below, she seemed to have found true love at last
>>>>>>>>> with an airline pilot who just happened to be played by Matt
>>>>>>>>> Damon. Though the romantic entanglements of Liz tend not to last
>>>>>>>>> too long, her creator and performer is about to receive an honor
>>>>>>>>> that's a little more enduring. On Tuesday the Kennedy Center
>>>>>>>>> announced that it would present its annual Mark Twain Prize for
>>>>>>>>> American Humor to Ms. Fey, the "30 Rock" star, "Saturday Night
>>>>>>>>> Live" alumna and occasional cribber of punch lines from her
>>>>>>>>> daughter, Alice. In the 13-year history of the prize, Ms. Fey will
>>>>>>>>> be its third female recipient: it was previously presented to Lily
>>>>>>>>> Tomlin in 2003 and Whoopi Goldberg in 2001. In a statement Ms. Fey
>>>>>>>>> said: "I am truly thrilled to receive this honor. I assume Betty
>>>>>>>>> White was disqualified for steroid use." Ms. Fey is to receive the
>>>>>>>>> award on Nov. 9.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> FIrst the Nobel Prize to Obama for doing nothing, and who has
>>>>>>>>> still done nothing and now this. Feh.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> I agree with you. Fey's good, but not good enough. The prize
>>>>>>>> should've gone to Sarah Palin.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> There are plenty of other writers more deserving.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Like who?
>>>>>
>>>>> Anybody. John Lithgow.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I never knew John Lithgow was a writer. That's interesting.
>>>
>>> He's been writing kid's books. Much better than anything Tina Fey did.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> You've read his books?
>
> I donj't have to in order to know they must be better than anything Tina
> Fey did.


Why do you say that? What's your problem with Fey? It's not about whether
you actually think she's funny or not. It's got to be something else.


From: Hachiroku ハチロク on
On Mon, 31 May 2010 20:40:55 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:

> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
> news:KEYMn.25196$TL5.20816(a)newsfe24.iad...
>> On Mon, 31 May 2010 15:38:16 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>
>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
>>> news:EcUMn.25140$Gx2.24415(a)newsfe20.iad...
>>>> On Mon, 31 May 2010 14:57:51 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
>>>>> news:jvTMn.25172$TL5.7382(a)newsfe24.iad...
>>>>>> On Mon, 31 May 2010 14:07:16 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:qwAMn.24955$Gx2.16312(a)newsfe20.iad...
>>>>>>>> On Sun, 30 May 2010 10:28:52 -0400, JoeSpareBedroom wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:PxkMn.81908$jt.37027(a)newsfe04.iad...
>>>>>>>>>> "I can see Russia from my front porch"
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> A lot of people think it was Sarah Palin that said this,
>>>>>>>>>> however, it was really Tina Fey.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Guess who wins the Mark Twain award?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Mark Twain Prize Goes To Tina Fey
>>>>>>>>>> Compiled by DAVE ITZKOFF
>>>>>>>>>> Published: May 25, 2010
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> When we last saw Liz Lemon, the hapless, harried television
>>>>>>>>>> alter ego of Tina Fey, below, she seemed to have found true love
>>>>>>>>>> at last with an airline pilot who just happened to be played by
>>>>>>>>>> Matt Damon. Though the romantic entanglements of Liz tend not to
>>>>>>>>>> last too long, her creator and performer is about to receive an
>>>>>>>>>> honor that's a little more enduring. On Tuesday the Kennedy
>>>>>>>>>> Center announced that it would present its annual Mark Twain
>>>>>>>>>> Prize for American Humor to Ms. Fey, the "30 Rock" star,
>>>>>>>>>> "Saturday Night Live" alumna and occasional cribber of punch
>>>>>>>>>> lines from her daughter, Alice. In the 13-year history of the
>>>>>>>>>> prize, Ms. Fey will be its third female recipient: it was
>>>>>>>>>> previously presented to Lily Tomlin in 2003 and Whoopi Goldberg
>>>>>>>>>> in 2001. In a statement Ms. Fey said: "I am truly thrilled to
>>>>>>>>>> receive this honor. I assume Betty White was disqualified for
>>>>>>>>>> steroid use." Ms. Fey is to receive the award on Nov. 9.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> FIrst the Nobel Prize to Obama for doing nothing, and who has
>>>>>>>>>> still done nothing and now this. Feh.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I agree with you. Fey's good, but not good enough. The prize
>>>>>>>>> should've gone to Sarah Palin.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> There are plenty of other writers more deserving.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Like who?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Anybody. John Lithgow.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> I never knew John Lithgow was a writer. That's interesting.
>>>>
>>>> He's been writing kid's books. Much better than anything Tina Fey did.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> You've read his books?
>>
>> I donj't have to in order to know they must be better than anything Tina
>> Fey did.
>
>
> Why do you say that? What's your problem with Fey? It's not about whether
> you actually think she's funny or not. It's got to be something else.

It has a lot to do with her saying "I can see Russia from my front porch"
and the Sheeple thinking it was Palin.