From: The 2-Belo on
We have a report from the alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk Dynamics Officer
that Checkmate has exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>I'm kind of fond of this one, which I ripped off from Primus:
>
>
>Wynona had a big brown beaver
>she stroked it all the time
>one day she felt a prick
>and it occurred to her
>she might have a porcupine...

A geneticist living in Delft
Scientifically played with himself;
And when he was done
He labeled it: "Son"
And filed him away on a shelf.


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The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meow a brimful of asha on a 45 meow
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