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From: Cliff on 6 Aug 2010 05:52 http://bleacherreport.com/articles/430490-sarah-palin-sports-tips [ .... S.O.S.: Not many of us in the lower 48 have ever been moose hunting. Are there any special secrets for bagging a big one? S.P.: Well, I don�t want to get all mavericky or anything, but it helps if your pilot can fly real low, but don�t hit any of them trees. That�ll cramp your style. S.O.S.: How about bear hunting? We saw a picture of you sitting on a bearskin rug. S.P.: Bear hunting? Come on up and we�ll fix you up, you betcha. Just be sure you bring some hunting buddies with you, preferably fat ones who can�t run as fast as you. S.O.S.: Did you see the videos of the New Mexico soccer girl playing dirty, yanking hair, smacking her opponents in the ribs? Do you think that gives a bad name to women�s sports? S.P.: You�re kidding, right? Now folks are watching soccer. You see these nails? When I played basketball we called them claws. If your uniform wasn�t all tattered you had a good day. I left more teeth marks than a Dracula. I snapped more bra straps than a tranny in a training bra. We play rough�like mavericks. S.O.S.: Speaking of women�s basketball, now that Sacramento has given up on the Monarchs, do you think the WNBA will ever locate in Alaska ? S.P.: Don�t see why not. We got cold nights. Nothing will warm ya up like a bunch of gals in shorts sweating over a hot gym floor. S.O.S.: Your husband, Todd, likes to go on 2000 mile snow-ski races. Do you send anything along to keep him from being lonely on these lengthy races? S.P.: Do you mean like frilly undergarments? No, you betcha I tried that� but they came back all stretched out. No, usually I just send some pictures and a few cans of soup. If he gets cold, you bet there are some polar bears he can skin. S.O.S.: This is a little off our sports subject, but we understand Levi Johnston is going to pose nude in Playgirl using a sports item as a prop. Did you ask Bristol about it? S.P.: She said it was just going to be him and his hockey puck. S.O.S.: At one time you expressed a desire to be an ESPN anchorperson. Do you have any advice for young women who might wish to follow the same desire as you did? S.P.: Oh, sure. Well, first you get a job on a TV station. Do whatever you can to learn the job. Then get yourself elected mayor of a small town. Then get involved with your party and get appointed to a state commission. Then get elected governor. Then sell your state jet plane. Then, if you�re lucky, an old codger with a bad ticker will pick you to be his running mate. THEN, if you�re still lucky, a comedian will impersonate you on a late night TV show. Then, you have a chance to be an ESPN anchor person. ] |