From: Aratzio on
On Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:07:17 -0700, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, Checkmate
<LunaticFringe(a)The.Edge> got double secret probation for writing:

>an you condense this k00kfart into 100 words or less, or should I wait for the
>Cliff's Notes?

MONSTERS! UNDER BED! SKEERED!

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Hachiroku explaining his *daddy* issues:

Message-ID: <homalb$usi$2(a)news.eternal-september.org>

I just keep seeing a pudgy 50 year old with his nethers rattling against
his knees...

Hachiroku demonstrating his inner Drama Queen (Part 1):

"I'm done with you, pal. I thought you were just a troll, but I see you're
a stupid troll unable to do any thinking for yourself. Even worse than the
usual slobbering Liberals.

Bye now!~ Don't bother to write!"

Hachiroku demonstrating his inner Drama Queen (part 2):

"He's a piece of work. I finally got sick of his sophomoric rantings and
plonked him."

9 minutes later in response to a post from me:

"I can 'operate Google'. I told you where to look. Have at. You can't. You
drink the K00L-Aid to the bottom of the cup. "