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From: Cliff on 19 Jun 2010 07:21 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/hart-seely/this-week-in-sarah-palin_b_616613.html "This Week in Sarah Palin Poetry" [ ..... With each Twitter tweet, Facebook entry and paid appearance on Fox News, Sarah Palin is showcasing her incredible ability to bypass the media filter and speak directly to the American public through carefully embedded nursery rhymes. Last week, Gov. Palin added an exciting new collection of poems on topics such as President Obama's mishandling of the Gulf oil spill, the dramatic national shift toward commonsense Republicanism and her God-given breasts. ..... "Secret Agenda" Am I the only one who Wonders what could possibly be The agenda of any politician who Would thwart our drive toward energy? ..... "Constant Refrain" The Obama Administration granted BP A National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) exemption For its drilling operation These decisions... and the resulting spill have shaken the public's confidence in the ability to safely drill! Unless government Appropriately regulates OIL Developments -- and holds OIL Executives accountable, the public will Not trust them -- to drill, baby, drill! And we must, or we will! Be even more beholden to -- and controlled by, Dangerous foreign regimes -- that supply MUCH OF OUR ENERGY! This has been a constant refrain from me. ..... "Secret Agenda" Am I the only one who Wonders what could possibly be The agenda of any politician who Would thwart our drive toward energy? June 13, 2010, Facebook entry "Constant Refrain" The Obama Administration granted BP A National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) exemption For its drilling operation These decisions... and the resulting spill have shaken the public's confidence in the ability to safely drill! Unless government Appropriately regulates OIL Developments -- and holds OIL Executives accountable, the public will Not trust them -- to drill, baby, drill! And we must, or we will! Be even more beholden to -- and controlled by, Dangerous foreign regimes -- that supply MUCH OF OUR ENERGY! This has been a constant refrain from me. June 8, 2010, Facebook entry "I Have Not Had Implants" I. Greta, you know why we love you? Because you're not afraid to Ask the questions, and I got to respect you for asking that question ... II. No, I have not Had implants. III. These reporters talking about breast implants; to see Other women participate in this, I think, really certainly Diminishes their cause for Women's rights and for Equal treatment of women -- it baffles me! IV. It kind of wastes some time. To be judged on Or to be talked about on Appearance -- say chest size -- It makes me wear layers. It makes me have to waste time Figuring out what am I going to wear? ..... 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Hart SeelyPosted: June 18, 2010 11:23 AM BIO Become a Fan Get Email Alerts Bloggers' Index This Week in Sarah Palin Poetry What's Your Reaction:diggfacebook Twitter stumble reddit del.ico.us Gross Funny Crazy Adorable Weird Amazing Finally Nerdy Read More: Boob Job , Found-Poetry , Sarah Palin , Comedy News 33 viewsGet Comedy Alerts Share Comments 4 With each Twitter tweet, Facebook entry and paid appearance on Fox News, Sarah Palin is showcasing her incredible ability to bypass the media filter and speak directly to the American public through carefully embedded nursery rhymes. Last week, Gov. Palin added an exciting new collection of poems on topics such as President Obama's mishandling of the Gulf oil spill, the dramatic national shift toward commonsense Republicanism and her God-given breasts. The following Tea Party Rhymes have been taken verbatim from Palin's commonsense verbiage and postings. No words are changed. "Secret Agenda" Am I the only one who Wonders what could possibly be The agenda of any politician who Would thwart our drive toward energy? June 13, 2010, Facebook entry "Constant Refrain" The Obama Administration granted BP A National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) exemption For its drilling operation These decisions... and the resulting spill have shaken the public's confidence in the ability to safely drill! Unless government Appropriately regulates OIL Developments -- and holds OIL Executives accountable, the public will Not trust them -- to drill, baby, drill! And we must, or we will! Be even more beholden to -- and controlled by, Dangerous foreign regimes -- that supply MUCH OF OUR ENERGY! This has been a constant refrain from me. June 8, 2010, Facebook entry "I Have Not Had Implants" I. Greta, you know why we love you? Because you're not afraid to Ask the questions, and I got to respect you for asking that question ... II. No, I have not Had implants. III. These reporters talking about breast implants; to see Other women participate in this, I think, really certainly Diminishes their cause for Women's rights and for Equal treatment of women -- it baffles me! IV. It kind of wastes some time. To be judged on Or to be talked about on Appearance -- say chest size -- It makes me wear layers. It makes me have to waste time Figuring out what am I going to wear? June 11, 2010 Fox on the Record with Greta Van Susteren "Reality, Really" The oil executive's perception of reality, really, is different than a public official's would be. in the case of this spill to see now that we're on day fifty four and the Obama administration s'just now deciding that they will meet with BP is a pretty atrocious thing to have to realize be- 'cause, Greta! What this has resulted in is an industry player like BP has been put in the position, this player with astronomical liability exposure gets to define the facts of the spill! ..... "Stolen Oil Plan Hopscotch Chant" Walruses and sea otters! Other things that -- again, It's evidence that language was Taken from an Alaskan plan! ..... "Poem for South Carlolina's Alvin Greene" Whew! He's got some problems he's got! Some answers to give, doesn't he -- BUT! That's the Democrat ticket's problem and you know, I think it's kind of a shame... though... That the Democrats, So heavy-handed Wanting to shoo somebody off their ticket When the guy won, he won fair And square, And he's the name on the ticket And they're going to have to live with it. ..... "California Carly" She is what California needs! She is what this nation needs! Somebody who understands How to live within their means! Somebody who's run a business And understands what it means! To make payroll and live within A budget and have to produce in Order to be rewarded monetarily. That's something that's so lacking in so many of our government officials! WE NEED CARLY! ..... "In an RV" Real quickly we're in an RV! traveling right now and it's nice and peaceful and we've got our freedom And our privacy in an RV! ..... "The Pauls" I consider Rand Paul And his father Ron Paul... As quite independent candidates And officials and we appreciate That they are part of that Republican Ticket, and it makes it easier to vote for them. ..... "Message to Barack Hussein Obama" As a former chief executive, I Humbly offer this advice To The President: You must verify! THAT! MEANS! YOU! ..... HELP ME OUT, FRIENDS! Help me out, friends! Help someone like me - and the majority! Of Americans, understand why we Would ever kowtow and bow to foreign regimes! That hate us instead of doing all we can to starve the beast... Of terrorism in our plight for security, prosperity, and peace. ] |