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From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on 12 May 2010 10:38 On May 12, 5:09 am, dali_70 <w_e_coyot...(a)hotmail.com> wrote: > On May 11, 1:25 pm, "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana > and Chief of Quixotic > > > > I wonder how they avoid the incident of the money changers, the only > > time Jesus got violent. > > He also killed a fig tree for not producing fruit before the incident > with the money changers. I had to kill an ant and feel guilty. But that incident amounts to a curse... (I quote) Early in the morning, as he was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, "May you never bear fruit again!" Immediately the tree withered. When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. "How did the fig tree wither so quickly?" they asked. Jesus replied, "I tell you the truth, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer." *** The Koran though makes more sense about the mountain not coming to you, then you go to the mountain.
From: His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of Quixotic Enterprises on 12 May 2010 15:00 On May 12, 12:44 pm, "Dagon" <inva...(a)invalid.com> wrote: > "His Highness the TibetanMonkey, ComandanteBanana and Chief of QuixoticEnterprises" > Jesus and Buddha are not on the same level. Buddha never lost his > cool. > > Buddha was also saner than Jesus and refrained from making wild claims. > > >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>> > > Buddha is a sappy statue in gardens. > Jesus did miracles, and cast non-believers into the pit. Jesus was a magician. Buddha was a serious man who never claimed to be god by doing sleight of hand.
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