From: john on

For those who know what I do for a living (I am a producer of
DiseasePorn, a niche genre of the film industry where our actors have
all sorts of unattractive diseases and miscellaneous afflictions).

Well last week, Ford contacted me about including some complementary
DVDs that will play in the Nav system of their new Fiesta!

We closed on the deal and my agent is finalizing the paperwork. What's
more, you'll get to see me do a monologue on disc #1, with full-on
frontal shots of me showing the warty full monte!

Have you driven a ford lately? lolz