From: john on

Ford has hatched a plan to combat terrorism. Resume production on the
Pinto, and give them away free to members of the Taliban. A gentle
nudge in the rear from any compact car at 20mph or more will detonate
the gas tank, relieving the world of one or more terrorists (and
perhaps a few innocent civilians) in the process. I recently learned
that masturbation is not a victimless crime. Repeated wanking to
Sanford and Son re-runs has left me impotent, sore-balled and up to my
neck in credit card debt for all the hand lotion I used.
From: Mike Hunter on
Is that you Joe$#itForBrains?


"john" <johngdole(a)hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Ford has hatched a plan to combat terrorism. Resume production on the
> Pinto, and give them away free to members of the Taliban. A gentle
> nudge in the rear from any compact car at 20mph or more will detonate
> the gas tank, relieving the world of one or more terrorists (and
> perhaps a few innocent civilians) in the process. I recently learned
> that masturbation is not a victimless crime. Repeated wanking to
> Sanford and Son re-runs has left me impotent, sore-balled and up to my
> neck in credit card debt for all the hand lotion I used.