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From: john on 18 Jul 2010 18:23 Ford has hatched a plan to combat terrorism. Resume production on the Pinto, and give them away free to members of the Taliban. A gentle nudge in the rear from any compact car at 20mph or more will detonate the gas tank, relieving the world of one or more terrorists (and perhaps a few innocent civilians) in the process. I recently learned that masturbation is not a victimless crime. Repeated wanking to Sanford and Son re-runs has left me impotent, sore-balled and up to my neck in credit card debt for all the hand lotion I used. |