From: Car Man on 25 Feb 2010 20:27 Toyota's sticking accelerator issue has been going on for a while. While the company is working hard to recreate the issue, the real issue is the cars are possessed. The historian who has been studying the sites where the manufacturing facilities are located and found the disturbing fact some of them are sitting on old graveyards. Disturbance to these sites has caused the unrest of spirits and some caught up in the rapid assembly lines and trapped under the hoods. Volla that explains all these possessed cars! Toyota has proactively announced a world wide extortioning of their cars. In US Ghostbusters are called to service to assist along with other traditional extortionists for faster turnaround. Toyota is also installing a hot line button similar to 'On Star' which connects directly to a psychic in the event of an emergency. And Toyota is back in business with their new slogan. 'We stand by our customers 100% physically and SPIRITUALLY!"
From: Tegger on 25 Feb 2010 20:56 Car Man <carman.airbag(a)gmail.com> wrote in news:7a091ffd-3556-4a88-9749- ea4bc1aeab83(a)c16g2000yqd.googlegroups.com: > Volla "Volla"? Who's she? -- Tegger
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