From: Car Man on
Toyota's sticking accelerator issue has been going on for a while.
While the company is working hard to recreate the issue, the real
issue is the cars are possessed.

The historian who has been studying the sites where the manufacturing
facilities are located and found the disturbing fact some of them are
sitting on old graveyards. Disturbance to these sites has caused the
unrest of spirits and some caught up in the rapid assembly lines and
trapped under the hoods.
Volla that explains all these possessed cars!

Toyota has proactively announced a world wide extortioning of their
cars. In US Ghostbusters are called to service to assist along with
other traditional extortionists for faster turnaround.

Toyota is also installing a hot line button similar to 'On Star' which
connects directly to a psychic in the event of an emergency.

And Toyota is back in business with their new slogan. 'We stand by our
customers 100% physically and SPIRITUALLY!"

From: Tegger on
Car Man <carman.airbag(a)gmail.com> wrote in news:7a091ffd-3556-4a88-9749-
ea4bc1aeab83(a)c16g2000yqd.googlegroups.com:


> Volla



"Volla"? Who's she?


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Tegger