From: david hillstrom on
On Mon, 05 Apr 2010 09:56:17 -0500, "�n�hw��f" <snuhwolf(a)yahoo.com>
wrote:

>david hillstrom <dave(a)meow.org> clouded the waters of pure thought
>with news:toshr5t1lu0i3i0jt5k5m6odlle5rbr3qn(a)4ax.com:
>
>> On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 09:45:27 -0500, "�n�hw��f" <snuhwolf(a)yahoo.com>
>> wrote:
>>
>>>Veronica Karlsson <veronica.karlsson(a)gmail.com> clouded the waters
>>>of pure thought with news:4BB79651.1E30E687(a)gmail.com:
>>>
>>>> Aratzio wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:44:09 -0400, in the land of
>>>>> alt.usenet.kooks, david hillstrom <dave(a)meow.org> got double
>>>>> secret probation for writing:
>>>>>
>>>>> >On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:30:02 -0700, Aratzio
>>>>> ><a6ahlyv02(a)sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>> >
>>>>> >>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:10:36 -0400, in the land of
>>>>> >>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom
>>>>> >><dave(a)meow.org> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>>On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 17:53:15 -0700, ".Checkmate"
>>>>> >>><LunaticFringe(a)The.Edge> wrote:
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>>Felching article from server...
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>> On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 17:45:29 -0700, Jeff Strickland put
>forth
>>>>> >>>> the notion
>>>>> >>>>that...
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>> >>>>> You guys need to go away.
>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>> >>>>> What sort of idiot would add a group to the reply to a
>>>>> >>>>> post? That's just stupid.
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>>Sort of like top-posting.
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>play him gently, hes our second bite from aat.
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>I say we roll his car.
>>>>> >
>>>>> >nice guy
>>>>>
>>>>> I didn't say poop in the drivers seat.
>>>>
>>>> Aren't cars supposed to roll themselves?
>>>>
>>>I'd like to put my Benz in your garage :)
>>
>> i bet its been furrified.
>>
>
>The shaft is very furry...

furry boi

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dave hillstrom zrbj mhm15x3 Approved by Bax
From: david hillstrom on
On Mon, 05 Apr 2010 13:37:17 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> wrote:

>On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 23:27:16 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 22:11:57 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> wrote:
>>
>>>On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 22:18:38 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 21:05:14 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:50:16 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 18:36:47 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 22:15:48 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 21:10:18 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org>
>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 22:18:08 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:03:09 -0700, Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>> <a6ahlyv02(a)sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:44:09 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>alt.usenet.kooks, david hillstrom <dave(a)meow.org> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:30:02 -0700, Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02(a)sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:10:36 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom
>>>>>>>>>>>>><dave(a)meow.org> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 17:53:15 -0700, ".Checkmate"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><LunaticFringe(a)The.Edge> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Felching article from server...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 17:45:29 -0700, Jeff Strickland put
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> forth the notion
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You guys need to go away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What sort of idiot would add a group to the reply to a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post? That's just stupid.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sort of like top-posting.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>play him gently, hes our second bite from aat.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>I say we roll his car.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>nice guy
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't say poop in the drivers seat.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> what about on the hood?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>I got seagulls here what'll do that for ya.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> those are some scary big seagulls you have.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Indeed we do.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> are they man eating?
>>>>>
>>>>>Not that I know of, but I keep a wary eye onem anyway.
>>>>
>>>> maybe a small dog or two once inna while?
>>>
>>>None missing that I've heard but cats go missing frequently. Of course,
>>>that may be the coyotes.
>>
>> seagulls
>
>Nah. They may be fierce looking and they do fight each other...
>Come to think of it, you may be right. It was the seagulls.

its just not when we are looking.

they drink natural light, too. blargh!

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dave hillstrom zrbj mhm15x3 Approved by Bax
From: david hillstrom on
On Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:07:40 -0700, Aunt Six of Nine or Half-dozen of
the Other of the Borg <six-nine(a)borgcollective.gov> wrote:

>In article <h8qdnUMjts5AsCfWnZ2dnUVZ_g0AAAAA(a)scnresearch.com>,
> pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 23:27:16 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>
>> > On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 22:11:57 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> wrote:
>> >
>> >>On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 22:18:38 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 21:05:14 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>>On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:50:16 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 18:36:47 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org>
>> >>>>> wrote:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>>On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 22:15:48 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 21:10:18 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org>
>> >>>>>>> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 22:18:08 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:03:09 -0700, Aratzio
>> >>>>>>>>> <a6ahlyv02(a)sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:44:09 -0400, in the land of
>> >>>>>>>>>>alt.usenet.kooks, david hillstrom <dave(a)meow.org> got double
>> >>>>>>>>>>secret probation for writing:
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:30:02 -0700, Aratzio
>> >>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02(a)sneakemail.com> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:10:36 -0400, in the land of
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom
>> >>>>>>>>>>>><dave(a)meow.org> got double secret probation for writing:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 17:53:15 -0700, ".Checkmate"
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>><LunaticFringe(a)The.Edge> wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Felching article from server...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 17:45:29 -0700, Jeff Strickland put
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> forth the notion
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>that...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You guys need to go away.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What sort of idiot would add a group to the reply to a
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post? That's just stupid.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sort of like top-posting.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>play him gently, hes our second bite from aat.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>I say we roll his car.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>nice guy
>> >>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>I didn't say poop in the drivers seat.
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>> what about on the hood?
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>I got seagulls here what'll do that for ya.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> those are some scary big seagulls you have.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>Indeed we do.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> are they man eating?
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Not that I know of, but I keep a wary eye onem anyway.
>> >>>
>> >>> maybe a small dog or two once inna while?
>> >>
>> >>None missing that I've heard but cats go missing frequently. Of course,
>> >>that may be the coyotes.
>> >
>> > seagulls
>>
>> Nah. They may be fierce looking and they do fight each other...
>> Come to think of it, you may be right. It was the seagulls.
>
>Aren't you special. You should know the best food for your pet seagull is right
>in your own dustbin. All those moldy bread crusts and week old chicken carcasses
>arre not only good to your seagull, they're good for it. And don't bother
>bathing your seagull: it coats its feathers in a layer of oil. Note that
>Napalmolive did try to market Oil of Seamew as chepear alternative to Oil of
>Olay, but it turned out to be even less popular than the old Soviet Union's
>Workers' Industrial Olive Oil.

olive oil. mmmmmmmmmm.

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dave hillstrom zrbj mhm15x3 Approved by Bax
From: pandora on
On Mon, 05 Apr 2010 15:53:28 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:

> On Mon, 05 Apr 2010 13:37:17 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 23:27:16 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 22:11:57 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 22:18:38 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 21:05:14 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:50:16 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 18:36:47 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 22:15:48 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 21:10:18 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org>
>>>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 22:18:08 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:03:09 -0700, Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>>> <a6ahlyv02(a)sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:44:09 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.usenet.kooks, david hillstrom <dave(a)meow.org> got double
>>>>>>>>>>>>secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:30:02 -0700, Aratzio
>>>>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02(a)sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:10:36 -0400, in the land of
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom
>>>>>>>>>>>>>><dave(a)meow.org> got double secret probation for writing:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 17:53:15 -0700, ".Checkmate"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><LunaticFringe(a)The.Edge> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Felching article from server...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 17:45:29 -0700, Jeff Strickland put
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> forth the notion
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>that...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You guys need to go away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What sort of idiot would add a group to the reply to a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post? That's just stupid.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sort of like top-posting.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>play him gently, hes our second bite from aat.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I say we roll his car.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>nice guy
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>I didn't say poop in the drivers seat.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> what about on the hood?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I got seagulls here what'll do that for ya.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> those are some scary big seagulls you have.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Indeed we do.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> are they man eating?
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Not that I know of, but I keep a wary eye onem anyway.
>>>>>
>>>>> maybe a small dog or two once inna while?
>>>>
>>>>None missing that I've heard but cats go missing frequently. Of
>>>>course, that may be the coyotes.
>>>
>>> seagulls
>>
>>Nah. They may be fierce looking and they do fight each other... Come to
>>think of it, you may be right. It was the seagulls.
>
> its just not when we are looking.
>
> they drink natural light, too. blargh!

AND they create the wind. I've seenem do it. Honest!
From: Aratzio on
On Mon, 05 Apr 2010 16:00:46 -0400, in the land of
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom <dave(a)meow.org>
got double secret probation for writing:

>On Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:07:40 -0700, Aunt Six of Nine or Half-dozen of
>the Other of the Borg <six-nine(a)borgcollective.gov> wrote:
>
>>In article <h8qdnUMjts5AsCfWnZ2dnUVZ_g0AAAAA(a)scnresearch.com>,
>> pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> wrote:
>>
>>> On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 23:27:16 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>>
>>> > On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 22:11:57 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> wrote:
>>> >
>>> >>On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 22:18:38 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >>> On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 21:05:14 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org> wrote:
>>> >>>
>>> >>>>On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:50:16 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>> On Sun, 04 Apr 2010 18:36:47 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org>
>>> >>>>> wrote:
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>>>On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 22:15:48 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> On Fri, 02 Apr 2010 21:10:18 -0500, pandora <pandora(a)peak.org>
>>> >>>>>>> wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 22:18:08 -0400, david hillstrom wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>> On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:03:09 -0700, Aratzio
>>> >>>>>>>>> <a6ahlyv02(a)sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:44:09 -0400, in the land of
>>> >>>>>>>>>>alt.usenet.kooks, david hillstrom <dave(a)meow.org> got double
>>> >>>>>>>>>>secret probation for writing:
>>> >>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:30:02 -0700, Aratzio
>>> >>>>>>>>>>><a6ahlyv02(a)sneakemail.com> wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 01 Apr 2010 21:10:36 -0400, in the land of
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, david hillstrom
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>><dave(a)meow.org> got double secret probation for writing:
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 17:53:15 -0700, ".Checkmate"
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>><LunaticFringe(a)The.Edge> wrote:
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Felching article from server...
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 1 Apr 2010 17:45:29 -0700, Jeff Strickland put
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> forth the notion
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>that...
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> You guys need to go away.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> What sort of idiot would add a group to the reply to a
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> post? That's just stupid.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>Sort of like top-posting.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>play him gently, hes our second bite from aat.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>I say we roll his car.
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>>nice guy
>>> >>>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>>>I didn't say poop in the drivers seat.
>>> >>>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>> what about on the hood?
>>> >>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>I got seagulls here what'll do that for ya.
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>> those are some scary big seagulls you have.
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>Indeed we do.
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>> are they man eating?
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>Not that I know of, but I keep a wary eye onem anyway.
>>> >>>
>>> >>> maybe a small dog or two once inna while?
>>> >>
>>> >>None missing that I've heard but cats go missing frequently. Of course,
>>> >>that may be the coyotes.
>>> >
>>> > seagulls
>>>
>>> Nah. They may be fierce looking and they do fight each other...
>>> Come to think of it, you may be right. It was the seagulls.
>>
>>Aren't you special. You should know the best food for your pet seagull is right
>>in your own dustbin. All those moldy bread crusts and week old chicken carcasses
>>arre not only good to your seagull, they're good for it. And don't bother
>>bathing your seagull: it coats its feathers in a layer of oil. Note that
>>Napalmolive did try to market Oil of Seamew as chepear alternative to Oil of
>>Olay, but it turned out to be even less popular than the old Soviet Union's
>>Workers' Industrial Olive Oil.
>
>olive oil. mmmmmmmmmm.

Type casting:
Shelly Duvall as Olive Oyl

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