From: Hachiroku ハチロク on
I'm looking to start the worst band in the history of music. Needed:
Vocals, guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, and horns. The name of the band
will be called Crappy & The Terribles and we will release an album called
"The Art of Sucking". We will also play alot of the local venues and
instead of getting people to come out and see us, we will drive people out
of the venues. This is serious.. If you're down with it, then lets get
this band started.
From: FatterDumber& Happier Moe on
Hachiroku ハチロク wrote:
> I'm looking to start the worst band in the history of music. Needed:
> Vocals, guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, and horns. The name of the band
> will be called Crappy & The Terribles and we will release an album called
> "The Art of Sucking". We will also play alot of the local venues and
> instead of getting people to come out and see us, we will drive people out
> of the venues. This is serious.. If you're down with it, then lets get
> this band started.

I can sing like Slim Whitman!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndChcyOAEcs
From: Hachiroku ハチロク on
On Fri, 25 Jun 2010 19:31:09 -0500, FatterDumber& Happier Moe wrote:

> Hachiroku ハチロク wrote:
>> I'm looking to start the worst band in the history of music. Needed:
>> Vocals, guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, and horns. The name of the band
>> will be called Crappy & The Terribles and we will release an album
>> called "The Art of Sucking". We will also play alot of the local venues
>> and instead of getting people to come out and see us, we will drive
>> people out of the venues. This is serious.. If you're down with it, then
>> lets get this band started.
>
> I can sing like Slim Whitman!
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndChcyOAEcs


You're hired.

From: edspyhill01 on
On Jun 25, 8:31 pm, FatterDumber& Happier Moe
<"WheresMyCheck"@UncleSamLoves.Mee> wrote:
> Hachiroku ハチロク wrote:
> > I'm looking to start the worst band in the history of music. Needed:
> > Vocals, guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, and horns. The name of the band
> > will be called Crappy & The Terribles and we will release an album called
> > "The Art of Sucking". We will also play alot of the local venues and
> > instead of getting people to come out and see us, we will drive people out
> > of the venues. This is serious.. If you're down with it, then lets get
> > this band started.
>
>   I can sing like Slim Whitman!
>  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndChcyOAEcs

ouch my head hurts. ack ack.
From: JoeSpareBedroom on
"Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
news:C7aVn.547$Lj2.28(a)newsfe05.iad...
> I'm looking to start the worst band in the history of music. Needed:
> Vocals, guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, and horns. The name of the band
> will be called Crappy & The Terribles and we will release an album called
> "The Art of Sucking". We will also play alot of the local venues and
> instead of getting people to come out and see us, we will drive people out
> of the venues. This is serious.. If you're down with it, then lets get
> this band started.


Here's a real beauty:
http://rochester.craigslist.org/muc/1811229856.html

How stoned was the guy when he posted that ad?

A) Very
B) Quite a bit
C) A lot