From: Hachiroku ハチロク on
I'm offering a tour for you.

I know as good liberals you are probably also ecologically 'sensitive',
and aside from Global Warming 'feel' for the Polar Bears, otters,
waterfowl and other wildlife.

I'm offering a tour for you. You and any of you ilk who want to can spend
the day in a rubber boat off of Cape Cod, on me, to go out and cavort with
the seals that come here this time of year. They are cute, cuddly little
critters and love to frolic with humans!

Just give me a date, and I will set it up for you! All expenses paid.
Since I am a nasty Conservative, I will spare you from my 'fellowship',
and allow you to spend the day musing on Obama, Democrats, and blame
everything on Bush and those dirty conservatives.

A fun time is guaranteed for *ALL !!!












The shark news is that a great white, the ocean's largest predatory fish,
also known as white death, was hooked a few days ago 20 miles off the
coast of Massachusetts, not far from where the movie Jaws was filmed.

At 150 pounds, it was just a kid (a full-grown white weighs in at over
5,000 pounds), but plenty big enough to take off an arm or a foot-full of
toes.

It was landed and tagged by the crew of Sweet Dream III, a
Gloucester-based tuna boat, and released about 270 miles up the beach from
us -- or 11 hours away if the toothy killer decided to head straight our
way at the white's top speed of some 25 miles per hour.

A shark expert on TV said that sightings of great whites have increased
because of growing seal populations. He recommended that we should avoid
swimming with seals.




PS: If *I* want to swim with sharks, I'll get a job on Wall Street! ;p


http://davegranlund.com/cartoons/wp-content/uploads/color-jaws-35th-web.jpg



From: edspyhill01 on
On Jul 30, 8:41 pm, Hachiroku $B%O%A%m%/(B <Tru...(a)e86.GTS> wrote:
> I'm offering a tour for you.
>
> I know as good liberals you are probably also ecologically 'sensitive',
> and aside from Global Warming 'feel' for the Polar Bears, otters,
> waterfowl and other wildlife.
>
> I'm offering a tour for you. You and any of you ilk who want to can spend
> the day in a rubber boat off of Cape Cod, on me, to go out and cavort with
> the seals that come here this time of year. They are cute, cuddly little
> critters and love to frolic with humans!
>
> Just give me a date, and I will set it up for you! All expenses paid.
> Since I am a nasty Conservative, I will spare you from my 'fellowship',
> and allow you to spend the day musing on Obama, Democrats, and blame
> everything on Bush and those dirty conservatives.
>
> A fun time is guaranteed for *ALL !!!
>
> The shark news is that a great white, the ocean's largest predatory fish,
> also known as white death, was hooked a few days ago 20 miles off the
> coast of Massachusetts, not far from where the movie Jaws was filmed.
>
> At 150 pounds, it was just a kid (a full-grown white weighs in at over
> 5,000 pounds), but plenty big enough to take off an arm or a foot-full of
> toes.
>
> It was landed and tagged by the crew of Sweet Dream III, a
> Gloucester-based tuna boat, and released about 270 miles up the beach from
> us -- or 11 hours away if the toothy killer decided to head straight our
> way at the white's top speed of some 25 miles per hour.
>
> A shark expert on TV said that sightings of great whites have increased
> because of growing seal populations. He recommended that we should avoid
> swimming with seals.
>
> PS: If *I* want to swim with sharks, I'll get a job on Wall Street! ;p
>
> http://davegranlund.com/cartoons/wp-content/uploads/color-jaws-35th-w...

So many assumptions. I could kayak if I can rent a Wilderness Systems
Tempest 170. I was kayaking off North Captiva Island a couple of
years a go near a pod of dolphins. One past me going the opposite
direction only about 5 feet from me. The breathing sound was nothing
like on film. I sounded like a human breathing out and drawing in a
quick breath.

It's not all conservatives, although I usually paint with a wide
brush, it is the neo-cons. Do you think all the 41 Republican
Senators think exactly alike? I don't. We have conserva-dems and you
have centrist republicans, but our conserva-dems don't vote in lock-
step with the rest of the party. That was one off the things I began
to dislike about the republican party - they were more loyal to party
and not country. Organizing democrats is like herding cats and I'm a
cat person.

I'm sure we's have a great time out there communing with nature and
having a few beers, as long as you don't have plans to toss me
overboard a mile or 2 from shore. ;-)
From: Hachiroku ハチロク on
On Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:29:13 -0700, edspyhill01 wrote:

> On Jul 30, 8:41 pm, Hachiroku ハチロク <Tru...(a)e86.GTS> wrote:
>> I'm offering a tour for you.
>>
>> I know as good liberals you are probably also ecologically 'sensitive',
>> and aside from Global Warming 'feel' for the Polar Bears, otters,
>> waterfowl and other wildlife.
>>
>> I'm offering a tour for you. You and any of you ilk who want to can spend
>> the day in a rubber boat off of Cape Cod, on me, to go out and cavort with
>> the seals that come here this time of year. They are cute, cuddly little
>> critters and love to frolic with humans!
>>
>> Just give me a date, and I will set it up for you! All expenses paid.
>> Since I am a nasty Conservative, I will spare you from my 'fellowship',
>> and allow you to spend the day musing on Obama, Democrats, and blame
>> everything on Bush and those dirty conservatives.
>>
>> A fun time is guaranteed for *ALL !!!
>>
>> The shark news is that a great white, the ocean's largest predatory fish,
>> also known as white death, was hooked a few days ago 20 miles off the
>> coast of Massachusetts, not far from where the movie Jaws was filmed.
>>
>> At 150 pounds, it was just a kid (a full-grown white weighs in at over
>> 5,000 pounds), but plenty big enough to take off an arm or a foot-full of
>> toes.
>>
>> It was landed and tagged by the crew of Sweet Dream III, a
>> Gloucester-based tuna boat, and released about 270 miles up the beach from
>> us -- or 11 hours away if the toothy killer decided to head straight our
>> way at the white's top speed of some 25 miles per hour.
>>
>> A shark expert on TV said that sightings of great whites have increased
>> because of growing seal populations. He recommended that we should avoid
>> swimming with seals.
>>
>> PS: If *I* want to swim with sharks, I'll get a job on Wall Street! ;p
>>
>> http://davegranlund.com/cartoons/wp-content/uploads/color-jaws-35th-w...
>
> So many assumptions. I could kayak if I can rent a Wilderness Systems
> Tempest 170. I was kayaking off North Captiva Island a couple of
> years a go near a pod of dolphins. One past me going the opposite
> direction only about 5 feet from me. The breathing sound was nothing
> like on film. I sounded like a human breathing out and drawing in a
> quick breath.
>
> It's not all conservatives, although I usually paint with a wide
> brush, it is the neo-cons. Do you think all the 41 Republican
> Senators think exactly alike? I don't. We have conserva-dems and you
> have centrist republicans, but our conserva-dems don't vote in lock-
> step with the rest of the party. That was one off the things I began
> to dislike about the republican party - they were more loyal to party
> and not country. Organizing democrats is like herding cats and I'm a
> cat person.


WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ED, YOU FIEND?!?!?!?!

>
> I'm sure we's have a great time out there communing with nature and
> having a few beers, as long as you don't have plans to toss me
> overboard a mile or 2 from shore. ;-)

Just be careful, 'cause I'm bringing a chum bucket just in case! ;)


From: Lookout on
On Fri, 30 Jul 2010 20:29:13 -0700 (PDT), edspyhill01
<edspyhill01(a)gmail.com> wrote:

>On Jul 30, 8:41 pm, Hachiroku ???? <Tru...(a)e86.GTS> wrote:
>> I'm offering a tour for you.
>>
>> I know as good liberals you are probably also ecologically 'sensitive',
>> and aside from Global Warming 'feel' for the Polar Bears, otters,
>> waterfowl and other wildlife.
>>
>> I'm offering a tour for you. You and any of you ilk who want to can spend
>> the day in a rubber boat off of Cape Cod, on me, to go out and cavort with
>> the seals that come here this time of year. They are cute, cuddly little
>> critters and love to frolic with humans!
>>
>> Just give me a date, and I will set it up for you! All expenses paid.
>> Since I am a nasty Conservative, I will spare you from my 'fellowship',
>> and allow you to spend the day musing on Obama, Democrats, and blame
>> everything on Bush and those dirty conservatives.
>>
>> A fun time is guaranteed for *ALL !!!
>>
>> The shark news is that a great white, the ocean's largest predatory fish,
>> also known as white death, was hooked a few days ago 20 miles off the
>> coast of Massachusetts, not far from where the movie Jaws was filmed.
>>
>> At 150 pounds, it was just a kid (a full-grown white weighs in at over
>> 5,000 pounds), but plenty big enough to take off an arm or a foot-full of
>> toes.
>>
>> It was landed and tagged by the crew of Sweet Dream III, a
>> Gloucester-based tuna boat, and released about 270 miles up the beach from
>> us -- or 11 hours away if the toothy killer decided to head straight our
>> way at the white's top speed of some 25 miles per hour.
>>
>> A shark expert on TV said that sightings of great whites have increased
>> because of growing seal populations. He recommended that we should avoid
>> swimming with seals.
>>
>> PS: If *I* want to swim with sharks, I'll get a job on Wall Street! ;p
>>
>> http://davegranlund.com/cartoons/wp-content/uploads/color-jaws-35th-w...
>
>So many assumptions. I could kayak if I can rent a Wilderness Systems
>Tempest 170. I was kayaking off North Captiva Island a couple of
>years a go near a pod of dolphins. One past me going the opposite
>direction only about 5 feet from me. The breathing sound was nothing
>like on film. I sounded like a human breathing out and drawing in a
>quick breath.
>
>It's not all conservatives, although I usually paint with a wide
>brush, it is the neo-cons. Do you think all the 41 Republican
>Senators think exactly alike? I don't. We have conserva-dems and you
>have centrist republicans, but our conserva-dems don't vote in lock-
>step with the rest of the party. That was one off the things I began
>to dislike about the republican party - they were more loyal to party
>and not country. Organizing democrats is like herding cats and I'm a
>cat person.
>
>I'm sure we's have a great time out there communing with nature and
>having a few beers, as long as you don't have plans to toss me
>overboard a mile or 2 from shore. ;-)

I have the idiot in a filter
From: JoeSpareBedroom on
"Hachiroku ????" <Trueno(a)e86.GTS> wrote in message
news:5jK4o.50637$0A5.5005(a)newsfe22.iad...
> I'm offering a tour for you.
>
> I know as good liberals you are probably also ecologically 'sensitive',
> and aside from Global Warming 'feel' for the Polar Bears, otters,
> waterfowl and other wildlife.
>
> I'm offering a tour for you. You and any of you ilk who want to can spend
> the day in a rubber boat off of Cape Cod, on me, to go out and cavort with
> the seals that come here this time of year. They are cute, cuddly little
> critters and love to frolic with humans!


As a benefit to society, you would not return from that trip.